1 hour ago with 74,396 notes
A giraffe's heart weighs 22 pounds.
Cows have best friends.
Elephants can die from a broken heart.
Otters sleep holding hands.
Your heart will beat until you die.
1 hour ago with 74,396 notes
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
1 hour ago with 490,664 notes
do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
1 hour ago with 60,158 notes
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
1 hour ago with 115,730 notes
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
1 hour ago with 124,793 notes
You change the locks on your apartment, wash everything
he touched. Even if it means scrubbing the toilet bowl,
the bedsprings, the kitchen floor three times over.
Smash plates one after the other, dump out all the mint tea.
Learn how to pronounce your name without his immediately
after it,…
1 hour ago with 966 notes